Dildos

How to choose the right dildo for you

No doubt that you are faced with a tough decision when it comes to choosing the right dildo. What looks great online might not necessarily work so well for you when it's playting, or worse yet, your partner might not find it intriguing at all when you introduce this third member to your next sex session. As far as is sensible, we've tried to make some sense of the many options. See which one features on your requirements list before making your purchase.

Penis envy revenge: If you've always wanted to know what it feels to literally fuck someone, or suffer from a severe case of penis envy, your ultimate sexolution would be a strap-on dildo. As implied, you wear the dildo on a harness strapped to your body. Once again you are faced with a few options: Thong or one strap one strap is tightened around the waist while the other runs between your legs through the butt cheeks and attached behind your back, like a thong. Turn-on: you'll have the added benefit of having your clitoris (and crack for that matter) stimulated at the same time. This is a pretty secure and simple way of strapping on a dildo, which means there's less straps to adjust. Not-so-hot: if you're not a fan of things creeping up your ass, this is definitely not the solution for you.

Jock strap different to the one strap, the jock strap has two straps - one for each leg which is attached to the waist strap. Turn-on: this is as secure as it gets when it comes to tying down your substitute. It also means you'll have all your holes open and available for other things to creep in besides a strap. Not-so-hot: it does the same for your bum as a wonderbra would for your breasts, which could be disastrous for some heavies.

Panty ideal for the more petite in stature, it is exactly what it implies - a panty with a whole through which you can poke your plastic penis. Turn-on: if latex and lingerie is your big thing, then this is the option for you as the panty is normally made of latex. Not-so-hot: not a great idea if you really want to strap down for a good fuck session.

Thigh harness pretty straight forward, meaning the dildo is strapped to your thigh. Turn-on: heavy duty harnessing that'll give you the thrusting power of a dickalicious fuck, which ever way you want to do it. Not-so-hot: the only trick is to get the fit for the perfect grip just right, but as they say, practice makes perfect.

Regardless of which way you choose to strap it on, here's a few important tips to remember: make sure your dildo measures up your dildo needs to be at least six inches long (unless of course you're a size queen and you automatically go for the fisting size, in which case you need to consider your partner's idea of pleasure) to prevent the dildo slipping out of its harness at the oh-yes-oh-yes! moment, make sure it has a flared or flat unbendable base consider the angle dildos that are curved will arch up and away form the body when worn in a harness. If the dildo is straight on the other hand, it will aim toward the floorboards, owing both to gravity and to the slightly downward tilt of the pelvis. stiff dildos (goes without saying if your plan is to have a satisfying session) with a curve tend to look better and are easier to control without having to use your hand to guide it to its destination.

Artistic flair: The right choice would be to opt for glass and acrylic dildos. They're not only very beautiful, but also slick and durable, a good thing, considering where you'll be sticking them.

The member without the male: If you silently harbour a phallic fantasy, but resent the male species, your best option is to go for a realistic dildo. Shaped, sized and coloured to match a real penis (in some cases you can even literally drool over your favourite famous porn star's masculine anatomy). What's more, it's even made of a material that actually feels like human skin with veins and squeezable balls to match! And just like your average erect member, they are rigid yet flexible, with the outside wrinkling like skin. The major advantage of having one of these in your treasure chest though is that these babies never droop.

When function beats form: It's no sin to admit that in some cases you'd prefer to appreciate the penis for its functionality than for its visual appeal. You'll be happy to hear that there is a great selection of dildos that only resemble the shape of a penis as opposed to its looks. And to add insult to injury to those who stand by their conviction (or their member) that cock is king, some dildos have taken their sexual stimulation beyond a solo performance. It just seems logical that if one curve works, than two or three would be even better. Imagine you can now manage a gang bang all by yourself!

S(t)uck baby, s(t)uck: Let's face it, handling a dismembered member is not the easiest thing in the world, especially if you have to perform yoga in order to get the desired effect. Good news, you actually get dildos with suction cup-style bases that allow them to be stuck to smooth surfaces such as a tiled surface leaving your hands free to stimulate other sensual places.

Stiffies: If all you're looking for is a stiffy to stick somewhere, you'll easily find satisfaction. The most common type is plastic dildos which have hard, smooth stiff exteriors. If you do however feel like stroking your prized possession without having to feel like you're rubbing up the broomstick, opt for those stiffies that have a skin-like touch.

Heavy metal (without the melody): Metal dildos is a pretty good example of a straight forward stiffy option more suited to those who are into shiny things or who like to polish their knob before and after sex.

If you like sharing: If you're one of those generous types who like to pass the fun around, make sure to opt for a silicone dildo. It can be disinfected inbetween turns.

Double trouble for two: If you are not satisfied to only pass the dildo around, but want simultaneous stimulation for you and your partner, you can thank your lucky stars (the things they come up with!) That's right; you and your partner will be able to get your kicks at the same time with a double-headed dildo it gives generously at both ends. It's like going to bed with two men at once. A word of caution: since most doubles are made of jelly, your best bet for staying infection-free is to budget some money for special sex toy cleaner. And don't think you can take a short cut by cleaning it with alcohol or ordinary household chemical cleaners as it will melt your toy into a rubbery mess.

G-whizz: If you're not into long leisure sessions and want to go from zero to hero in just a few minutes (or seconds if you know how to drive these babies properly), opt for dildos that are specially shaped to go for G(old).

Tail gunner: If you want anal penetration with a dildo, make sure that the dildo is specifically designed for hind hits. These are normally designed with a flat base or cord so it doesn't get sucked up by your bottom never to be found again.

Lost in lust land: If you still uncertain of what type of dildo to buy, your safest bet would be to go for Latex ones. A large variety of dildo types are made from this material, and although it might not last as long as others, it is relatively cheap which means you can keep on trying until you find one that fits your taste and whatever else it needs to fit.